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Starbucks Closes for Evening, Begins Mysterious Phase Two

February 27th, 2008 · No Comments

Starbucks To Begin Sinister Phase Two Of Operation

The Onion

Starbucks To Begin Sinister ‘Phase Two’ Of Operation

SEATTLE-Starbucks officials announced Monday that they are through with the coffee-distribution portion of their long-range plan.

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