In Nevada, today is the last day to register to vote. So please, if you aren’t registered, register to vote today! If you are not sure you are registered, or have questions about voting, check here.

If you need a reason to vote, the Gleaner has plenty of reasons:

Take time off of work if you have to. That goes double for all you unemployed unmarried welfare queens who are deliberately having more babies just so you can live off the dole.

In these troubled times, Americans need not only new leadership, but signs of hope and inspiration, and also frankly a bit of entertainment to lighten the load. And what could be more entertaining than watching apoplectic Republicans as they wail in desperation and frustration and shake their fat little fists in rage as their most cherished beliefs get trampled on, spat on, pissed on, laughed at and ultimately discarded by an America that has grown tired of conservatism’s simplistic adolescent talking points masquerading as serious policy? You want to be help make that happen, don’t you?

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