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Netflix Returns Profiles

June 30th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Netflix sent me this email:
Dear David,
You spoke, and we listened. We are keeping Profiles. Thank you for all the calls and emails telling us how important Profiles are.
We are sorry for any inconvenience we may have caused. We hope the next time you hear from us we will delight, and not disappoint, you.
-Your friends […]

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Netflix Dropping Profiles

June 24th, 2008 · No Comments

A few days ago, Netflix sent me an email saying that are eliminating their profiles features:
We wanted to let you know we will be eliminating Profiles, the feature that allowed you to set up separate DVD Queues under one account, effective September 1, 2008. Each additional Profile Queue will be unavailable after September 1, […]

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Except In Bed

May 18th, 2008 · No Comments


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Husbands, Wives, Stories, and Truth

May 14th, 2008 · 1 Comment


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Free Nine Inch Nails Download

May 6th, 2008 · No Comments

For the price of a valid email address, you can download Nine Inch Nail’s new album, The Slip.
I find it amusing each song has different album art.

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Tags: Ministry of Entertainment

Geologist Reality TV Sucks for Everyone but the Geologists

April 17th, 2008 · No Comments

I’m sure this didn’t really happen but this is how it would go down if you tried to put geologists on a reality TV show. It would be fun for them and boring TV. Other scientists would also be the same. I could imagine the herp twerp catching snakes and grabbing lizards, the fish people […]

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Tags: Ministry of Geology · Ministry of Entertainment · Ministry of Science

What White People Like: NPR

April 11th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Now that I’ve admitted my love for NPR I must admit I’m white. Here is a blog devoted to what white people like. Notice that NPR is at the top of the list. Scroll down to see some other things I like: Apple products, sushi, plays, and Netflix. I want to be unique just like […]

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Tags: Ministry of Entertainment

We’re On Notice!

March 6th, 2008 · No Comments

Now everyone knows! We’re working on it! Please! Oh, God, no!

Please leave us alone! I can’t believe the frickin’ hydrologists are in cahoots with Stephen Colbert. We’re doomed. Doomed, I say!
I better start working on my resume. Sob…

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Tags: Ministry of Entertainment · Ministry of Labor

Gary Gygax, Creator of Dungeon and Dragons, Passes Away

March 4th, 2008 · No Comments

Gary Gygax, the creator of Dungeons & Dragons, died today at age 69. Like many geeky boys, I was a huge fan of the game during grade school and junior high school. I didn’t play a lot but I owned most of the Advanced Dungeons and Dragons books published in the 1980s and constantly read […]

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Tags: Ministry of Literature · Ministry of Entertainment

Starbucks Closes for Evening, Begins Mysterious Phase Two

February 27th, 2008 · No Comments

Starbucks To Begin Sinister ‘Phase Two’ Of Operation
SEATTLE-Starbucks officials announced Monday that they are through with the coffee-distribution portion of their long-range plan.

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Tags: Ministry of Entertainment